Sunday, February 27, 2011

Royalty, Goats, and other accusations........

So in the momma's Christmas stocking was a small white envelope that she was very excited by. Wanna know what it was? It was 2 big Qtips that she had to stuff in the evil-Beans ferocious maw, and then send off to prove to all you doubters (not mentioning any Chunka Pugs that may live in Elgin) that Butter really is a shih-tzu and not a goat!

So the momma risked life and limb to swab the delicate-as-a-hot-house-flower Bean's little princess gums. She mailed the now-contaminated-with-sock-monkey-innards, swabs off, and today she got back the results...........they want MORE q-tips full of Butter-germs!!!!

The Bean was not happy and the momma was even more not happy. She thinks the swab-people are unaware of the risk involved when trying to q-tip a Butter possessed by sock-monkey innards.

The momma then told Butter there was a letter from the swab people.....

Can't read it? Neither could I. So the momma read it to me.......

Dear SHIH-TZU whisperer:

We could tell right away that this is a SHIH-TZU and nothing else!!! How dare anyone (especially chunka Pugs who live in Elgin) imply this is a goat! We are asking for more Butter gum stuff cause we think this may be the KING of shih-tzu!!! We need further tests for WHOfirmation so Butter can claim his royal heritage!!!

The Swab People

So that is what the momma read to us. I thinks maybe I should learn to reads better......

I will let you know how it goes when the momma works up the nerve to q-tip a Bean again.

Your still WHOspicious Who, Sugar


Chicco said...

Hello! ohhhhhhh, what a strange story! I will wait to know some news.
Happy sunday.


Those Elgin Pugs said...

hmmmmmm.... someting is stranges here Sugar~

'dis weird. Did yous Momma have her contacts in when hers read 'dat letter to yous GOAT Brother Butter Bean!! hee hee-

IzZY tinks we were mentioned in yous posty unless yous all know some other puggies 'dat are healthy 'dat like in Elgin?? Hmmmmm??

Why when IzZY comes back on her dates wits 'da Bean hers Baaaaaaa's and says hers has goooooooowd time. snorts... hee hees

Face it Sugar - yous Brother is a Goat and we fear if yous continue to persue 'dis swab stuff 'da swab peepolls will nap 'da Bean and take hims to area 51. den him can cut da grass dere cuz him a goat!!! BA HA HA HA!!!

hee hee
Josie Posie

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Is there any question that you are NOT a goat?! Josie is cute, but we think her eyes are failing her. Thanks for visiting us. We'll sign on with you.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog and Hootie

George The Lad said...

Arr I think I have lost the plot on this one!
Have a good weekend and thanks for your visit
See Yea George xxx

Chicco said...

hello my friend, I come here to tell you that I have an award for you in my blog.


Those Elgin Pugs said...

Is hannibals home or is him getting pestered by 'dem bumbles... hee hee


Chicco said...

Happy Easter my friend!!