Monday, March 11, 2013

Dino-Dilema

I has had a rough couple days here in my our Dino-infested Jungle!

The mama has been tryin to wash my brains into thinkin' those Dino's is not Dino's. Sometimes, if she was having lotsa porkchops to hand out, I was almost believing her. So last night I went to check on those giants to sees iffin I was wrong (has never happened yet).

I finally sneaked walked right into theys Dino-cave. I thought they would still be trapped in theys jail cage Butt they was NOT!!! Theys were running free! AND they was foaming at the Dino-mouth!!!...

I tried to get outta that Dino-cave before they was gobbling me up, but this one here seed me and tried to hypnotize me with the Dino-voodoo....

Then the voodooer mind-talked to the biggest Dino and told him to block me so theys could cook me up for dinners! But don't worry, I sneaked outta there fast even tho' that HUGE Dino was tryin to stop me...

After my daring escapes I tried to tell the big fool my brudder Hannibal that theys is Dino's in the Jungle and they will eat us all up. I tolds him he is kinda big too and mebbe he could chase them to someone else's jungle. I tolds him that even iffin they didn't eat HIM up that they would eats all his snackums. Well that big fool innocent dog looked like he had no ideas what a Who-eatin Dino even is!...

I even tried to tell the puny fool brudder, Jackson, about thems Dinos. I was thinkin mebbe he distract the Dinos by gettin ate up first being very cute, and I could KER-POW thems. But when I told Jackson whadya think he did in a hurry? Well that York just fainted all over the living room!...

So now I is guessin it is all up to a Who to prove they is Dinos AND catches them all! 

Don't worries, I will think of somethin.

I hope...


Your thinkin' and tryin not to get eated furend,

Sugar the Who