Tuesday, October 12, 2010
So here I am, Fred the Sausage. I've been living with the Cande-momma for almost a month and she's been trying to fix-up a Freddy for a few months. She helped my lose some of my extra pounds. I went from a two-ton tessie (67lbs) to a slim trim Freddie (57 lbs). She took me to the doggie dentist for some toofus cleaning (and he STOLE 2 of my chompers). I guess it's no secret that I've been working out to impress a certain vintage Pugga who likes to wear sexy evening gowns. She is my Pugga Crusha.
Well, today the Cande-momma took me to a new Vet by our new house. Cande-momma said I had to go because I been shaking my heads a lot and will get a brain dent (what's that?). My long sexy ears have been infected for months and Cande-momma said it was time to try something new cause my meds weren't working. So all the ladies at the Vet fell in love with your friendly Freddy, but i didn't give them a second look (I has eyes only for my Pugga love). Then they puts a FREDometer right up my butt!! I tried to tell them the problem was my ears, not my butt. My ears have nothing to do with my hot butt! So the Vet lady told Cande-momma that I have chronic ear infections and I could go deafs!!! I told that lady I could hear her just fine! Anyway, she gaves me more meds and then a bunch of women cleaned out my ears (even though they weren't my sexy Pugga I didn't mind a bunch of ladies kissing on me and cleaning me up). It's not all bad though. The Vet said I look great for being 10 years old, and now I get extra snacks to take these pills.
Here is my infected ear:
Cande-momma says I don't like having my pic taken. She's wrong. I'm scared of the flash cause it looks a lot like a flashlight (my arch nemesis). If you look here you can see how I am able to sneak past the flash without it catching me and doing evil things to a Fred:
Your infected friend, Freddy