1 Loony Skunk
Last weekend my puny brother Jackson and I
But it wasn't long until she started acting
like her usual strange self a little crazy. I think the Skunk thought her own tail was attacking her!
She finally caught the dang thing but WHO the heck wants some old Jazzy-Skunk tail?? Not like it was some porks...
1 Nekkid York
Everyone knew my puny brother Jackson was going for his first grooming last weekend but who knew he was gonna be NEKKID?!?!?!?!
After: (iffin you're under 18 you better cover your eyes 'cause this is real nekkid nudities)...
The momma had to put a shirt on Jackson to cover his nekkis before the nudities-police arrested all of us...
With the momma busy trying to save us from a tail-eating Skunk and trying to make sure the Skunk didn't see any Yorkie-porn, I was AGAIN forced to wrestle with out-of-season stuffies (aunt Kimmy prolly thinks I don't even know)!!!
I think next time we go to Aunt Kimmy's I am bringing some elephant knock-out pills for Jazzy the Skunk and mebbe some PANTS for my puny nekkid brother Jackson.
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