Thursday, March 15, 2012

1 Loony Skunk and 1 Nekkid York

I have been prevented from using the 'puter for like at least 87 days! Why, you wonder? 'Cause the momma couldn't get my our pics from her pic-taker to this here 'puter. Mebbe her mentals are leaving her.

1 Loony Skunk
Last weekend my puny brother Jackson and I were forced were lucky enough to hang out with our cousin Jazzy aka The Skunk. Since she did NOT eat any poops this time I decided to be her furiend and grudgingly let her ask her to take a nap with me....


But it wasn't long until she started acting like her usual strange self a little crazy. I think the Skunk thought her own tail was attacking her!

She finally caught the dang thing but WHO the heck wants some old Jazzy-Skunk tail?? Not like it was some porks...

1 Nekkid York
Everyone knew my puny brother Jackson was going for his first grooming last weekend but who knew he was gonna be NEKKID?!?!?!?!

Before:

After: (iffin you're under 18 you better cover your eyes 'cause this is real nekkid nudities)...


The momma had to put a shirt on Jackson to cover his nekkis before the nudities-police arrested all of us...

With the momma busy trying to save us from a tail-eating Skunk and trying to make sure the Skunk didn't see any Yorkie-porn, I was AGAIN forced to wrestle with out-of-season stuffies (aunt Kimmy prolly thinks I don't even know)!!!

I think next time we go to Aunt Kimmy's I am bringing some elephant knock-out pills for Jazzy the Skunk and mebbe some PANTS for my puny nekkid brother Jackson.

Sugar the Who






8 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sugar, you just crack us up bigtime. We think Jackson looks pretty darn cute, but then he was cute even before he went nekkid:)

We never heard of those elephant knock-out pills. Mom could probably use those for Lightning who seems to think that 2:00 a.m. is wakeup time:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Whhhhhheeeeeeeeee you are BACK!!
OMD... my EYES... all that nekkidness. MY EYES... I did NOT let Ernie see it.

I am glad that a certain somebuddy has given up the poops eatin.

DARN I have MISSED you!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Me jus luvs your puny nekkid brother. He be cute with or without furs. :o)

Bassetmomma said...

It's nice that Jazzy quit eating poo. I wish Gloria would do the same!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

The little nakedey pup might need some clothes to keep warm- do you think?
love
tweedles

3 doxies said...

WTF???? You means they gaves you OUT OF SEASON STUFFIES? Who does they thinks you is?

Hehehe...I ain't even dat freakin' limber to gets my own tail. Okays, I really is but just furs da benefit of comment. I has a kerazy cousin likes dat too. It be a shit-zu. Is dat hows you spell it.

Boy, go gets some clothes on. I has virginal eyeballs.

Puddles
PS: Dis post cracks me up

sagechronicles said...

What a great post! Sugar, it must have been AWFUL watching Jazzy chasing his tail. And a nekkid bro? What's a dog suppose to do?????

Roo said...

Sugar! Looks like y'all had quit the time at Aunt Kimmy's. What's up with the Skunk eating her own poo? :O BOL! Poor Jackson, probably has a complex now. He'll never go out nekkid in public again ;)

Good to see ya again furiend :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Nice RIDE! :)