The anti-stinks vote...

It has comes to my WHOttention that dogs (and even kittehs) cannot vote in local jungle elections? Wha?? You wanna know whys we need a vote? Well hold yur waters 'cause I is getting to that part!

Anyway, the momma says we has prolly been banned from the votings 'cause the politickers mights bribes us sway us with snackums. I says HA! A Who cannot be bribed (unless we is talking pork-chop bribings). Soes that means for now there is no Who-votes counted...

Now, for those of yous just droolin to knows why we needs a vote.....I is gonna tells you (pay attentions 'cause this is exciting stuffs).

Today we was riding on ours jungle-tram when I saws this here...

Does you see it?!?! It is for a politicker called 'Vickie-gets-the-GASAWAY'! This here politicker musta heard all about my mooseling brother Hannibal and his coma-inducing gasses! I is pretty sure Missus get-the-Gasaway is trying to bees the next Commissioner of the Stinks here in the jungle-districts (aka '3').

I has decided that iffin they wont let me inside that there voting 'puter, I will stand outsides and offer some double-smoochins to all the humans who double-vote for the lady trying to get the Gasaways from my jungle! The momma claims a double-voting is not legals but the daddy says that here in the jungle there aren't many laws soes save some green-papers fur my bails just in case.

The momma says I cannot go around bossing votes when I do not knows anything about this here politicker. Well I says to the momma "Listen womans, half my poor brains has been fried-up from those mooseling gasses. I is not caring iffin this is a human, alien or bratwurst - iffin she/it/yummy can gets the Gasaway likes she/it/yummy says...I is bribing humans voting for her/it/yummy!"

Until we find a ways to de-stink our mooseling, we is forced to air him out on the deck where he stays busy stinking up anyones but me Nature...

We hope yous all have a great weekend and get all trained up for the Olympics!

Sugar the Who