Anyway, the momma says we has prolly been banned from the votings 'cause the politickers mights
Now, for those of yous just droolin to knows why we needs a vote.....I is gonna tells you (pay attentions 'cause this is exciting stuffs).
Today we was riding on ours jungle-tram when I saws this here...
I has decided that iffin they wont let me inside that there voting 'puter, I will stand outsides and offer some double-smoochins to all the humans who double-vote for the lady trying to get the Gasaways from my jungle! The momma claims a double-voting is not legals but the daddy says that here in the jungle there aren't many laws soes save some green-papers fur my bails just in case.
The momma says I cannot go around bossing votes when I do not knows anything about this here politicker. Well I says to the momma "Listen womans, half my poor brains has been fried-up from those mooseling gasses. I is not caring iffin this is a human, alien or bratwurst - iffin she/it/yummy can gets the Gasaway likes she/it/yummy says...I is
Until we find a ways to de-stink our mooseling, we is forced to air him out on the deck where he stays busy stinking up
We hope yous all have a great weekend and get all trained up for the Olympics!
Sugar the Who