Friday, July 6, 2012

The anti-stinks vote...

It has comes to my WHOttention that dogs (and even kittehs) cannot vote in local jungle elections? Wha?? You wanna know whys we need a vote? Well hold yur waters 'cause I is getting to that part!

Anyway, the momma says we has prolly been banned from the votings 'cause the politickers mights bribes us sway us with snackums. I says HA! A Who cannot be bribed (unless we is talking pork-chop bribings). Soes that means for now there is no Who-votes counted...


Now, for those of yous just droolin to knows why we needs a vote.....I is gonna tells you (pay attentions 'cause this is exciting stuffs).

Today we was riding on ours jungle-tram when I saws this here...


Does you see it?!?! It is for a politicker called 'Vickie-gets-the-GASAWAY'! This here politicker musta heard all about my mooseling brother Hannibal and his coma-inducing gasses! I is pretty sure Missus get-the-Gasaway is trying to bees the next Commissioner of the Stinks here in the jungle-districts (aka '3').

I has decided that iffin they wont let me inside that there voting 'puter, I will stand outsides and offer some double-smoochins to all the humans who double-vote for the lady trying to get the Gasaways from my jungle! The momma claims a double-voting is not legals but the daddy says that here in the jungle there aren't many laws soes save some green-papers fur my bails just in case.

The momma says I cannot go around bossing votes when I do not knows anything about this here politicker. Well I says to the momma "Listen womans, half my poor brains has been fried-up from those mooseling gasses. I is not caring iffin this is a human, alien or bratwurst - iffin she/it/yummy can gets the Gasaway likes she/it/yummy says...I is bribing humans voting for her/it/yummy!"

Until we find a ways to de-stink our mooseling, we is forced to air him out on the deck where he stays busy stinking up anyones but me Nature...



We hope yous all have a great weekend and get all trained up for the Olympics!

Sugar the Who


8 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

We are training hard and we wish you a happy Friday.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

MOM says she would vote for her. Something about a Goose being a bit sticky at times. I do not know what she is talking about.
Blessings,
Goose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

All of Blogville KNOWS that you are ABOVE being Bribed!! I love your idea of staying outside and kissin the crowds of Voters on the way in.. THAT is Brilliant.. BUTT I STILL don't know WHY you can't Vote. NOT RIGHT.

You make the Mooseling stay OUTSIDE to AIR.. THAT is soooooo funny!! You just "CRACK" me up. Heheheehe
I made a Frankie Funny fur YOU!!

georgia little pea said...

Dear Sugar The Who,

First of all, I do not believe that The Mooseling is as stinky as you make him out to be. Dogs that are that handsome are not usually. Are you sure you're not just, for example, jealous?

Secondly, it's true that Ms Gasaway should probably either get a name change or seek a different profession, perhaps in a gas company. But really, who are we to poke fun at the poor woman considering your name is Who, your brother's Mooseling and what's the 3rd one again? Not to mention, mine is Little Pea Ratatouille.

In short, sometimes, we just have to live and let live. So that's my 2 cents this Saturday. Hope yours is worth more. Hugs, your gas bag friend Georgia X

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

Please take a moment from all your excitement and business tomorrow to stop and pick up two awards I'm passing on to y'all.

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

We had a wonderful weekend and decided y'all need a couple of Awards.

Please stop tomorrow and pick them up.

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Tessa the Maltese said...

Hi Who pup!

I wanted to stop by to wish you all and your family a

FURY

HAPPY

HOWLIDAY!!!!!

woos, Tessa

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