Royalty, Goats, and other accusations........

So in the momma's Christmas stocking was a small white envelope that she was very excited by. Wanna know what it was? It was 2 big Qtips that she had to stuff in the evil-Beans ferocious maw, and then send off to prove to all you doubters (not mentioning any Chunka Pugs that may live in Elgin) that Butter really is a shih-tzu and not a goat!

So the momma risked life and limb to swab the delicate-as-a-hot-house-flower Bean's little princess gums. She mailed the now-contaminated-with-sock-monkey-innards, swabs off, and today she got back the results...........they want MORE q-tips full of Butter-germs!!!!

The Bean was not happy and the momma was even more not happy. She thinks the swab-people are unaware of the risk involved when trying to q-tip a Butter possessed by sock-monkey innards.

The momma then told Butter there was a letter from the swab people.....

Can't read it? Neither could I. So the momma read it to me.......

Dear SHIH-TZU whisperer:

We could tell right away that this is a SHIH-TZU and nothing else!!! How dare anyone (especially chunka Pugs who live in Elgin) imply this is a goat! We are asking for more Butter gum stuff cause we think this may be the KING of shih-tzu!!! We need further tests for WHOfirmation so Butter can claim his royal heritage!!!

From
The Swab People

So that is what the momma read to us. I thinks maybe I should learn to reads better......

I will let you know how it goes when the momma works up the nerve to q-tip a Bean again.

Signed
Your still WHOspicious Who, Sugar