Friday, June 22, 2012

Training the UNtrainables....

After reading that our Mayor Frankie was training up a storm, I decided my fool minions brothers had better get to work iffin they is going to win me any of that Olympic gold. So I tried to put them to training-work

Pffft, fat lotta good it did!

The momma said Jackson wasn't ready to start training yet. I is not sure why since his fixer was like a million weeks ago!

Hannibal wanted to practice his sleeping technique. Uncle Fred tried to give him some pointers, but my mooseling brother just fell asleep right in the middle of practice...


Next I tricked convinced the Bean to go out for the 'Give a Basset a Piggyback Ride' event (you never know, it coulds be added!!) No needs to go feeling all pitiesful for Butter..you should be worrying about Uncle Freddy and his obvious drunky problem 'cause he rolled right off the Beans back every single time...


Nearing the ends of my patience with fools rope, I then tried to help Butter the Bean get suited up for the great 'Cook yous Who-sister some Porks on the Grill' event (it's not likes he has any real skills). But he wasteds all my efforts soes he could take a nap. I think all that drunk-basset lifting wore him out...


This has been rough work peoples! I is WHOsausted from trying to boss train this group of unskilled and mentals-lacking not-very-trainable group of boys. They has drived me insane! I is pretty sure my poor Who-brain is fried. Just looks what they has done to me....


My only hopes now is maybe when Jacksons fixings are done I can trains him to do something.

See you all soon iffin my eyeballs don't do the explodes during more bossing training of the boys.

Sugar the Who









13 comments:

Susie and Sidebite said...

Keep after them, they needs that training for the zoomies

Susie

Murphy said...

Oh, that training is tough stuff but it will pay off when the cameras zoom in at the finish line and the press wants details about training. See you at the Olympics!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH MY DAWG OMD OMD OH MY DAWG SUGAR this is a SCREAM!! JUST a SCREAM of a post. Now honey... you feel free to take that EITHER Way... Pawsonally I am Laffin my Furs off...

EXQUISITE POST.... TRULY IT IS!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahah...trainin at your house is goin about as good as at my house. Training is over-rated..Time fur a nap!

GOOSE said...

If your athletes don't want to train you are welcome to come to my place. I need a good couch/trainer.
Blessings,
Goose

Molly The Wally said...

You will have treat train the untrainable mutts or is that what they already have in mind? Have a good weekend!
Best wishes Molly

Susie and Sidebite said...

Thanks for your concern, I am doing better each day, please get the word out to all your other blogger pals, there is lots out there who don't see our posts

Susie & Bites

Rama's Mama said...

Oh my goodness, no wonder you is tired! I thinks mah eyeballs would 'splode, too.

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tubby3pug said...

Great job training them, we can be a bit lax with the training around here (other then that we have the humans well trained to appreciate our cutes)

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Bongo said...

Looks like you've got your work cut out for you.

Chicco said...

What a great training!
Have a nice sunday.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Bassetmomma said...

Training can be such hard work. Keep it up and I'm sure you will eventually see some results. Although that boozer Uncle Fred is probably a hopeless case! LOL!

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