Training the UNtrainables....

After reading that our Mayor Frankie was training up a storm, I decided my fool minions brothers had better get to work iffin they is going to win me any of that Olympic gold. So I tried to put them to training-work

Pffft, fat lotta good it did!

The momma said Jackson wasn't ready to start training yet. I is not sure why since his fixer was like a million weeks ago!

Hannibal wanted to practice his sleeping technique. Uncle Fred tried to give him some pointers, but my mooseling brother just fell asleep right in the middle of practice...

Next I tricked convinced the Bean to go out for the 'Give a Basset a Piggyback Ride' event (you never know, it coulds be added!!) No needs to go feeling all pitiesful for Butter..you should be worrying about Uncle Freddy and his obvious drunky problem 'cause he rolled right off the Beans back every single time...

Nearing the ends of my patience with fools rope, I then tried to help Butter the Bean get suited up for the great 'Cook yous Who-sister some Porks on the Grill' event (it's not likes he has any real skills). But he wasteds all my efforts soes he could take a nap. I think all that drunk-basset lifting wore him out...

This has been rough work peoples! I is WHOsausted from trying to boss train this group of unskilled and mentals-lacking not-very-trainable group of boys. They has drived me insane! I is pretty sure my poor Who-brain is fried. Just looks what they has done to me....

My only hopes now is maybe when Jacksons fixings are done I can trains him to do something.

See you all soon iffin my eyeballs don't do the explodes during more bossing training of the boys.

Sugar the Who