At least I has been
Uncle Freddy has been tryin to help with the nosey hypno-toads.....by munching them up. He is full of WHOsgusting habits now (like he wasn't gross enuff before). Plus, he is infected again! The momma and daddy are taking him to the
torturer dogonarian this weekend to have the yucks beat out of him. How else is they gonna get those yucks out? I think it's Freddy's own fault fur havin' those giant flappers open after business hours....
Uncle Freddy is not the only guy here hasing to see the dogonarian...my littlest
pain-in-my-who-butt brother Jackson got broken! I is unsure of the circumstances of his breakings but he had to go to the dogonarian and get FIXED! Yep. And he must have broken his peepin-parts 'cause they had to sew him up with some rope....right by his boy-parts! and the momma couldn't even give him a bath while his ropes were in so now he is like a Pigshire Terrier....
I has also been visiting my furends while we were
cheated outta the 'puter on our break. I gots upset when I saw Puddles was attacked by a monty python and her ear tried to blow-up. But then I seed her kerazy lady took her to the torturer and the Puddles is going to be all better! Whew-just in time for the olympics!
So that you do not start thinkin that everything here in the jungle is all gross I will leaves you with the most beautiful face you has even seen...
warning: pic may be too fabs for yous eyes to handle
I is going to catch up on all the Blogerville haps and be back for more jungle-updates soon.
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