Saturday, March 9, 2013

Fool handling and Dino updates...

Last time I was posting heres  I told yous I is constantly havin to deal with the fools my brudders when they starts acting stoopid rank-butt-shuts. Now I will lets yous know how I is teaching them a lesson when they start doin stuff like this here....
or this...

They is pretty easy to be WHOnipulating.

Firsts I is gettin they attentions with my patented gyrationals....

Next I is luring thems in with my loverly beauties...

Then when they is all close-ups and covering my airs with theys smelly breathings thinking I is liking them? I gives them the 'ole KER-POW !!!....

After that they is wonderin iffin they is more Ker-Powin on the ways...

Works evfurrytime

Now that I has told yous how to controls fools brudders, I has a quick updates on the Dinosaurs in my our Jungle. 

On Friday one of thems got loose and went to the big cities to eat-up everyones see the sights. That Dino had to be broughts home by a Dino-handler after he was crushing all the buildins and peoples....

The momma says theys is NOT Dinosaurs and theys is not wanting to eats me or the Sears Tower. Butt I says to the momma: "Listen heres woman-theys IS Dinos 'cause they is like 1000 pounds and is makin Dino-sounds all night!"

She is not caring

I is suspecting theys may be Dino-watersaurs. I will be back when I is knowing (iffin I is not a dino-snack).

Your furend,

Sugar the Who






7 comments:

GOOSE said...

Better keep an eye on those Dinos....from a distance. And keep practicing your Ker-pow. You might need it on them soon.
Blessings,
Goose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Boy Howdy... do we EVER agree with what Goose said. Keep your Ker-Powers READY... Just in Case!!!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Barharhar,Ker-Pows always come in handy, you keep praticing on them brubbers. Them Dinos must have ate all of Chicago, cause there ain't nothing on the news, it must be gone, we are going to hide now, bye!

Your Scared Pals
Susie & Bites

Hawkeye BrownDog said...

Hi Y'all!

Not havin' any brothers or sisters livin' with me, I'm no expert on how you handled the situation.

As for the Dino...I'd beware...are they like the alligators we have that eat doggies?

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Hawkeye BrownDog said...

Hi Y'all!

Not havin' any brothers or sisters livin' with me, I'm no expert on how you handled the situation.

As for the Dino...I'd beware...are they like the alligators we have that eat doggies?

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Molly The Wally said...

Wow the dog eating Dinos are getting bigger. Hey carry on practicing the ker-pows you might need for the Dinos. Have a super Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Mr. Pip said...

Very fancy moves. I think maybe I need how to learn to KER-POW my feline sisters!

Your pal, Pip