Fool handling and Dino updates...

Last time I was posting heres  I told yous I is constantly havin to deal with the fools my brudders when they starts acting stoopid rank-butt-shuts. Now I will lets yous know how I is teaching them a lesson when they start doin stuff like this here....

or this...

They is pretty easy to be WHOnipulating.

Firsts I is gettin they attentions with my patented gyrationals....

Next I is luring thems in with my loverly beauties...

Then when they is all close-ups and covering my airs with theys smelly breathings thinking I is liking them? I gives them the 'ole KER-POW !!!....

After that they is wonderin iffin they is more Ker-Powin on the ways...

Works evfurrytime

Now that I has told yous how to controls fools brudders, I has a quick updates on the Dinosaurs in my our Jungle. 

On Friday one of thems got loose and went to the big cities to eat-up everyones see the sights. That Dino had to be broughts home by a Dino-handler after he was crushing all the buildins and peoples....

The momma says theys is NOT Dinosaurs and theys is not wanting to eats me or the Sears Tower. Butt I says to the momma: "Listen heres woman-theys IS Dinos 'cause they is like 1000 pounds and is makin Dino-sounds all night!"

She is not caring

I is suspecting theys may be Dino-watersaurs. I will be back when I is knowing (iffin I is not a dino-snack).

Your furend,

Sugar the Who